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Modern 5 BR Sleeps 16 with Pool, Spa, Air Hockey, BBQ & Games Near Downtown!

San AntonioModern 5 BR Sleeps 16 with Pool, Spa, Air Hockey, BBQ & Games Near Downtown!
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This luxurious, modern smart home features 5 bedrooms, 6 beds with 2 convertible couches, 3 full bathrooms, a pool, 7 big screen TVs including 85\ ll let you know if it ve been a superhost for a number of years now and my goal is not to charge you these fines, but rather to make them severe enough that guests will be upfront about their intentions to use the property and will not risk trying to cut the wifi to the home (it has happened twice) to avoid me noticing parties and extra guests. These rules are designed for a number of guests who have booked for 2 people and had a 40 person raging party while claiming only 2 slept there, or who shoot music videos with smoke machines in the house damaging the furniture, and situations like that. This gets sent to all guests, so is not personal. 1. There is an unauthorized / unapproved party fine of $4,000 and the reservation will be cancelled and you will be forced to leave the listing. Just be sure to clear gatherings with me ahead of time and I re all in agreement on these items. There is a fine of $200 per guest per night not included in the booking. This includes children. The cleaning and insurance is for anyone there, and so if you have 30 people over all day and only 2 sleep at night, I still have to account for cleaning and risk for 30 people. If you failed to include everybody in the booking, you can add them to it by altering the reservation during the booking. Just don t have shared walls, so there re violating noise ordinances by blasting music late at night beyond city allowed limits), I t blast music unreasonably loud at crazy times and you should be fine. 4. $3,000 for smoking indoors, designed to cover damage to furniture and other cleaning. This is for all kinds of smoke, including hookah. Please smoke outside if you need to and please clean up any debris afterwards. The smoke detectors notify me of the room and keeps a log / history of alerts, so it will get noticed if you smoke inside. 5. Pets must be added to the reservation and the pet fee must be paid. Any pet brought onto the property without my clearance beforehand will incur a $1,000 penalty fee and any damage caused by the pet will be charged to the guest, including but not limited to a full house deep cleaning to remove any potential allergens. People who stay in the home when not rented have allergies, so the cost of deep cleaning can be substantial (as much as $1,000 or more in total), so please avoid this issue by discussing it with me beforehand. Damage caused by the pet will also be passed onto you, so by booking, you agree to cover these charges in full and to be responsible for the pet. The pet fee does not exclude this cost if the damage caused is greater than the fee. 6. All of these are additive, so if you throw a raging party without permission that has 70+ people there you will be charged the party fine, noise violations, and for the extra guests separately, along with damages including extra cleaning. For damages beyond a few hundred dollars the platform requires me to file a police report. So do not do it. I also have security cameras monitoring the exterior entrances of the home so you will not be able to throw one without me knowing. Please do not force me to have to do any of these things. It ll all be good. 7. No loud or excessive noise after Houston Quiet Hours begin. Please be considerate of the neighbors. Walls aren’t attached, so you have some leeway here but keep the noise down during the night and be considerate of them. If I get complaints and have to compensate the neighbors or pay HOA fines, you agree by booking to cover those fines, which can be up to $1,000 per incident. 8. VRBO has specific restrictions for video shoots of any kind. Those must be adhered to and any music video, commercial, or production must be cleared with me. Please contact me before booking for this purpose. 9. Anybody using the yard, games, or athletic equipment for any purposes expressly agrees to assume any and all risk of injury from using the equipment. The grass is cut and fertilized routinely but otherwise is not maintained, so be careful, wear shoes, and have fun! By booking this reservation, you are acknowledging that you could become injured if you choose to play an athletic event in the yard, and assume all risk in doing so. 10. There is no glass or breakable devices allowed in the backyard. 11. As the home is in Texas, please be wary of any animals in the yards. Texas has snakes, spiders, etc, so be alert at all times. By booking you agree to take on any risk of an animal encounter and fully indemnify the owners. 12. You do not have access to the maid ,

Rules & notes

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children: Children allowed: ages 0-17
Children: Home is not child proofed. Keep an eye on kids.
Events: No events allowed
Pets: Pets allowed: limit 3 total
Pets: Pet fee is $200
Smoking: Smoking allowed: in designated areas
Smoking: $2,000 fine for indoor smoke smell cleaning
Visitors cost $15 per person. Overnight guests $40 per person not already included in reservation.
Unauthorized events incur a fine of $4,000 and the reservation will be ended without refund. Clear ALL events with host beforehand.
There are no illegal activities. No property damage. No smoking inside whatsoever, including hookah. $3000 fine for violation.
Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children: Children allowed: ages 0-17
Children: Home is not child proofed. Keep an eye on kids.
Events: No events allowed
Pets: Pets allowed: limit 3 total
Pets: Pet fee is $200
Smoking: Smoking allowed: in designated areas
Smoking: $2,000 fine for indoor smoke smell cleaning
Visitors cost $15 per person. Overnight guests $40 per person not already included in reservation.
Unauthorized events incur a fine of $4,000 and the reservation will be ended without refund. Clear ALL events with host beforehand.
There are no illegal activities. No property damage. No smoking inside whatsoever, including hookah. $3000 fine for violation.

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